marksonjin:

help i’ve fallen for attractive asian men wearing eyeliner and tight leather pants and can’t get back up

humbugfan:

*is pathetic and sensitive but also a giant asshole*

(Source: devhyns)

seriinu:

i want a bf and then i dont and then i do and then i dont 
and then i just get jealous of couples and im like maybe i should get one but then i dont

bonus:

i like to tell people when i need to go pee